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07/21/2007: "Bush, In Rectum"


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Yes, George, that corn cob is next!


This is a day to celebrate. Yessiree, let's have fireworks and cold beers! This is the day that George Weenie has his colonoscopy. The penetration of the Presidential Asshole is somehow a fitting moment for reflection. Who among us--Democrat, Liberal, Progressive, Communist, Socialist, Anarchist, even the odd Republican--would not like to be the one shoving several feet of garden hose, roughly up The First Fool's ass? It's a mental picture at the same time gross and satisfying, doing to His Highness what he's been doing to all of us for eight years.

Just imagine shoving away: here's a yard for Iraq! Here's a few feet for Afganistan! A big, BIG push for New Orleans! A bit for Valerie Plame and another foot or two for Joe Wilson! And more and more for the seniors without affordable prescriptions; children without health care; EVERYONE without health care! And education, human rights, torture, Gitmo...oops! Sorry, we ran out of hose. The rest of you will have to wait until next year.

It's worth noting that King Geo the Second has health insurance, and you can bet he won't be receiving a bill for his colonoscopy. We, the taxpayers will most certainly get the bill for this search for Presidential Polyps. The fact is we could've saved the money. President Douchbag IS the giant, malignant polyp in the American gut. We can only look forward to the day when he is cut out.


Replies: 44 Comments

on Friday, August 24th, Alan Haywood said

Hi
Absolutely spot on. The UK is dieing under illegal immigration and lower wagws and more taxes to make everyone fear for their liveliehood abd feed the elected rulers. Tony Blair learnt this from the Bush dynasty. You all should read the book Screwed by Thom (possibly Hartman) that applies to all of us workers. The UK is so bad I have given up working and emigrated Good Bye.

on Monday, August 20th, John the Fierce said

It's good to see that Mamie has continued her commitment to rational discourse, informed debate, and articulate expression of differing views.

on Sunday, August 19th, Rob said

I'm not going away Miss Van Doren, and neither is the truth. Unless the citizens of this country get their act together, Islam has every intention of coming into this country, and stripping you of your freedoms.

This type of war can not be won on the battlefield alone. It takes the strength of a Nation, and the courage of it's people.

Take a good hard look at what's going on in the world. That is going to be the fate of this country also if we fail to act.

Go ahead and delete my post a third time. I spent three years in the Marine Corps willing to die so you could be assured of those rights, and I'm glad that you're exercising them...just as I am.

Islam, though, won't be as generous.

on Sunday, August 19th, Jakealope said

ALl you right wing fascist morons who came to this blog from links from your favorite right wing moron blog should learn to be polite and/or get a life. You fascist morons act like anyone making fun or criticizing your little demigod Bush is some sort of deviant or traitor. You're sick stupid little fascist morons, especially the blood thirsty simpletons from LGF!

on Sunday, August 19th, Pam said

Wow, for someone that never made it off the d-list, you certainly learned how to ride on another person's coattails....You are only 74, yet if a poll were conducted, the majority would never know who you are, or what it is you do...for good reason it appears.

on Sunday, August 19th, Conrad said

Mamie;

Keep up your spirits. You have a right to your opinion and countless people all over the world agree with you...about this current President.

on Sunday, August 19th, Gary said

I'm saddened to see someone who uplifted the spirits of soldiers in South Vietnam so many times, who frequently visited South Vietnam at her own expense, and who was married to a serviceman in-country, loose sight of reality and become a snarling mouthpiece for the weenie liberal media-machine. Shame on you Miss Van Doren, you were once a great American!

on Sunday, August 19th, the Boodge said

"Democrat, Liberal, Progressive, Communist, Socialist, Anarchist"

Could have just summed it all up in one word: ASSHOLES!

Once these assholes come to power you can kiss America goodbye along with your rights of freedom!

on Sunday, August 19th, Mike Jefferson said

I feel for this lonely pathetic shell of a woman. Her life was defined by shallow attributes and a lack of substance.

Her BDS is nothing more than transference of her self-disgust and disappointment onto someone else and narcissistic desire for notoriety. How sad.

on Sunday, August 19th, EdB said

Cool. Thanks. You rock. GWB is an asshole and a war criminal, and the thought of some sadistic bastard having a field day with his as makes me feel MUCH better smile

on Sunday, August 19th, Jack Hamilton said

Sherrick
Yes she probably would like that shoved up her well used ass. I am not a big fan of Bush because he tried to push through the amnesty. However he has fought the terrorist and saved this nation from futher attack. this woman is just another Hollyweird moron that does not have two brain cells to rub together. People like her is why Hollyweird and the actors are held in such low esteem. Probably lower than the democrap congress.

on Sunday, August 19th, JH said

Another washed up actress that thinks she has any idea what is right for our country. Our President is a man that is trying to do what HE believes is right for our country. I may not agree with all of what he has to say, or what he has done. But to wish physical harm on a person is just not right.

I ask you this. Would you like to see someone shove a hose up your ass? How about your children?

It is attitudes like yours that inspire terrorists.

Why don't you pack up and move to France? They surrender easy, just like your party.

on Sunday, August 19th, sherrick said

Guess what you no name stupid forgotten actress.

Nobody cares what you think.

on Saturday, August 18th, David said

Lady!
Grow up! You are a good sign of Hollywood's insanity and stupidity.

This is not about G.W. anymore but America and the future of our children and civilization. The alternative is Islamofascism, barbarity, BURKA for YOU and death of goodness.

on Saturday, August 18th, wg said

Apparently, there is something to the theory that bleaching your hair for 60 decades does cause permanent damage.

on Saturday, August 18th, DEZ said

Ah the Hollyweird elite, So fast to hate, Too stupid to think, All the time in the world to read history but too fucking lazy.
If you want to live in a socialist, Communist state hit the fucking road, Chavez can have you.
Your best day was being upstaged by a donkey, But don't worry, Your still the bigger ass.

on Saturday, August 18th, Rich said

I associate myself with the comments made by cradlerocker above...I'm merely disappointed that someone would stoop to publishing such a tasteless rant.

on Saturday, August 18th, DarningMittens said

As I mentioned in my last post here, I am a conservative, and I don't like this blog entry about George W. Bush. It is rude, immature, and tasteless.

However... For the conservatives leaving nasty, rude messages here:

You're doing the very thing Ms. Van Doren (or whomever wrote this) is doing in her blog entry about G.W. Bush.

Let's not stoop to the same level of the liberals.

I'm only in my 30s, but I'm disgusted by all the insults towards Ms. Van Doren concerning her age.

If you're not in your 70s / 80s now, you will be some day, and your spouse will be too. All the insults pertaining to sexually related themes are uncalled for, too.

Telling someone they should 'already be dead' etc. is hateful.

You can disagree with someone without resorting to insult.

on Saturday, August 18th, zee said

Shouldn't you be dead by now, or does being a used up lefty whore give you extra juice?

on Saturday, August 18th, ElKafir said

Blonde. Nuff said.

on Saturday, August 18th, The Famous Duke said

Wow. Mamie Van Doren. Didn't your mama teach you if you can't say something nice about somebody, don't say anything at all?

I don't care how famous you think you used to be. Most of America doesn't even know who you are, and the ones that do need Viagra, not you, to get it up nowadays.

Dry up, you bitter old woman. Oh wait, you already did.

on Saturday, August 18th, DarningMittens said

What a vile, vulgar editorial.

If a conservative had written anything like that about some Democrat, say Bill Clinton, liberals would have carried on about how mean and hateful conservatives are.

Knowing that George W. Bush will be out of office in 2008, why obsessively focus on the man?

Many liberals / Democratic politicians have health insurance too, and they live in big mansions - and they do not donate their money to charity.

John Edwards [Democrat] Hypocrisy, Katrina Victims:
http://news.aol.com/elections-blog/2007/08/17/edwards-hypocrisy-katrina-victims-edition/

"'Conservative' Bush Spends More than 'Liberal' Presidents Clinton and Carter ..."
http://www.cato.org/dailys/07-31-03.html
Excerpt:
"the politicos running the Bush reelection machine have consistently tried to placate or silence the liberals and special interests by throwing money at their every whim and desire.

... How else can one explain the [George W. Bush] administration acknowledging that entitlements are going to bankrupt the nation if left unreformed yet pushing the largest historical expansion in Medicare one year before the election? Such blatant political maneuvering can only be described as Clintonian."

on Saturday, August 18th, Your Plastic Surgeon said

Mamie. Sweetie, just remember Bush's is still between his butt cheeks and not between cheeks where your mouth used to be. I know, I know, you're so over that but I just wanted to remind you not to make the mistake with you being upset and all.

Call me to confirm your next visit, Honey. Ta, ta.

on Saturday, August 18th, jdb said

I pray every day that conservatives get their mojo back and accomplish what they have failed to accomplish. The thought of Hilary Clinton in office ought to scare all Americans. It sure does scare Wall Street. If that becomes a reality, our economy will nosedive. It is easy, dear, to complain when you are wealthy (for no apparent reason other than physical attributes). When the middle class looses their homes due to 11% interest rates, look no farther than Hilary Inc.

on Saturday, August 18th, Blind Avocado said

Just more evidence proving that deranged leftists own hate.

on Saturday, August 18th, cradlerocker said

I'm not sure which disappoints me more, your amazingly childish, unnecessarily gross and incoherant rant, or the equally unnecessary personal attacks (although, quid pro quo could probably be successfully argued) launched by my fellow posters. Grow up people, this freedom you all are abusing has been paid for with the blood and lives of People's kids, and little childrens' parents...try to act like it.

on Saturday, August 18th, VeteranHeroes said

You are an ungrateful idiot who doesn't know the first thing about freedom and what it takes to keep it.

It is the American soldier who gave you the right to say the stupid things you said and it is President Bush who has demonstrated the ability to lead our nation and fight to expand freedom to other parts of the world.

You are a piece of trash.

on Saturday, August 18th, ESK said

Wow, so you have gone completely batshit crazy. Dementia is a tough thing to deal with.

Good luck nutter.

on Saturday, August 18th, Lee said

Ma'am, you really need to get out of the house more often...

on Saturday, August 18th, Ayazheni said

You know.. "You grew up in freedom so you can spit on freedom" -- Ayaan Hirsi Ali

Check my blog out and maybe you will learn a little something about the world.

on Saturday, August 18th, Lisa said

Not surprisingly, nastiness such as this comes most often out of the mouth of ill-informed and bitter lefties.

on Saturday, August 18th, MisterPundit said

Come on now fellas - didn't yo' mommas teach you to only say GOOD things about people? It's what the Lord Thy God demanded fer fuck's sakes! Here, let me try :

"Hey Mamie ... nice tits, grandma!"

See, was that so hard? angry, grr

on Saturday, August 18th, Wally Kahlid said

I guess a president who gets blowjobs in the White House is more to your liking. Just go away and don't bother the rest of the world with your drivel.

on Saturday, August 18th, Frank Sinatra's Schvantz said

Hey, Mamie, you know why Marilyn Monroe is still famous? Because she died before she withered up into a bitter old crone...

on Saturday, August 18th, jwbaumann said

Go live in Iran and say that about Ahmadinnerjacket, or Cuba about Fidel, or Venezuala about Chavez, and Zimbabwe about Mugabe, or Europe about Mohammed.

So sad that a lifetime of freedom in America has left you so bitter, hateful, and unappreciative.

on Saturday, August 18th, Get Your Gun said

How to revive a fading career.. Bash Bush. How original, no one does that! Snicker Snort Snort.

on Saturday, August 18th, marilynmonroesghost said

OH! also, talented.

on Saturday, August 18th, marilynmonroesghost said

what happened to the posting i sent a minute ago from this unearthly realm? heres another try..AHEM: poor embitterd mami..she has never recovered from her sad and pathetic attempt at becoming beautiful, classy, famous, and memorable...things that would have made her more like me...

on Saturday, August 18th, MisterPundit said

OMG Van Doren ... what are you, 5 years old? Just pour yourself a hot cup of "Grow The Fuck Up" already!

on Saturday, August 18th, George Himself said

You are one pathetic piece of fake-titted ghetto trash, Mamie. You didn't mind my asshole when you were licking it for $ 5 the other night.

Why don't you go choke on your own fake tits ? Maybe they'll rupture tonight and you'll die from the silicone poisoning.

We can always hope.

on Saturday, August 18th, mshyde said

After a LONG life in this
country, it is shameful you have no respect for the Office Of The President Of The United States.
Every time you make such
disrespectful statements it
reveals your own inner
ugliness.
Shame on You.

on Saturday, August 18th, jt said

Are you ready for your close-up?

see LittleGreenFootballs.com

Ouch!!!

on Saturday, August 18th, Arty said

Well...I think you're full of crap.

Guess it's good I can tell you this, while you post such tripe and venom.

America is great, ain't it?

rt

on Monday, August 13th, Rik said

Aww...can't we even get half an inch of hose for No Child Left Behind? Shithead (my personal nickname for the unfortunate occupant of the White House) did take the already incredibly difficult job of teaching in America and make it even more convoluted by lashing teachers down with vague and poorly defined goals and sucking the funding up that is desperately needed for teaching supplies and teacher salaries with extra resource-absorbing tests and curriculum addendums that there has been, to date, no extra funds produced to pay for.

If no more length is available, maybe an ice cube or two up the hose instead?