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Saturday, July 21st

Bush, In Rectum


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Yes, George, that corn cob is next!


This is a day to celebrate. Yessiree, let's have fireworks and cold beers! This is the day that George Weenie has his colonoscopy. The penetration of the Presidential Asshole is somehow a fitting moment for reflection. Who among us--Democrat, Liberal, Progressive, Communist, Socialist, Anarchist, even the odd Republican--would not like to be the one shoving several feet of garden hose, roughly up The First Fool's ass? It's a mental picture at the same time gross and satisfying, doing to His Highness what he's been doing to all of us for eight years.

Just imagine shoving away: here's a yard for Iraq! Here's a few feet for Afganistan! A big, BIG push for New Orleans! A bit for Valerie Plame and another foot or two for Joe Wilson! And more and more for the seniors without affordable prescriptions; children without health care; EVERYONE without health care! And education, human rights, torture, Gitmo...oops! Sorry, we ran out of hose. The rest of you will have to wait until next year.

It's worth noting that King Geo the Second has health insurance, and you can bet he won't be receiving a bill for his colonoscopy. We, the taxpayers will most certainly get the bill for this search for Presidential Polyps. The fact is we could've saved the money. President Douchbag IS the giant, malignant polyp in the American gut. We can only look forward to the day when he is cut out.

Mamie on 07.21.07 @ 09:47 AM PST [link] [Comments]


Friday, July 20th

Michael Vick


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With Sofee and Crackers


This is a hard one to write. Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick is under a federal indictment for dog fighting, gambling, animal cruelty, and other assorted related crimes. The NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell has wrung his hands, but refused to suspend him. The owner of the Atlanta Falcons, Arthur Blank, allowed that he was "saddened and distressed".

Michael Vick should be presumed innocent in our courts until proven guilty. I have a funny feeling about this one, though. These alleged crimes--the dog fights, the gambling, the unimaginably cruel murders of the dogs who underperformed--all occurred at Vick's house. I understand it is a large spread, but how could you not know all that was going on there? How do you get accused by one of the prosecutor's witnesses of personally killing eight dogs? The right thing for Blank or Goodell to do is suspend Vick until the matter is settled. Vick himself does not have the balls to excuse himself from the public eye.

Cruelty to an animal for any reason, much less for public amusement is unspeakable.

I've been anti-fur for a long time. I "buried" my furs in a deep corner of my closet where they stayed until a relative took them without my knowledge. I have agonized that they returned to the world to be worn in public. No, I am not a vegan or even a regular vegetarian, but it troubles me to eat creatures. It is some small comfort that the The Dali Lama himself is only a vegetarian three or four days a week.

I speak here for four dogs who inhabit my universe. They occasionally argue among themselves over a chew toy or a spot on the bed. They are small, to be sure, and would be no match for Vick's trained fighters. But they are more than a match for Michael Vick in morals. It that department, they tower over Arthur Black, Roger Goodell, and Michael Vick.




Mamie on 07.20.07 @ 01:22 PM PST [link] [1 Comment]


Friday, July 13th

A New World, I Hear Her Breathing


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Here, during the crumbling days of the Bush/Cheney/Neo-Con empire, it's time for some thought about what the future brings.

While The First Fool is increasingly irrelevant, even to his conservative base, and The Evil Veep hunkers deeper into the bunker of his angry rhetoric, the damage that they have done to the world and our country becomes clearer. After starting illegal, genocidal wars, being AWOL from diplomacy in every part of the world, and bullying countries large and small into exploitive trade agreements disguised as bringing prosperity to the Third World, two terms of President Weenie have proved to be a boon to oil companies, defense contractors, and terrorists. There is nothing corporate America loves more than a good, long war. And there is nothing the terrorists love more than the kind of hate generated during King George the Lesser's wars of Imperialism.

Here at home we have learned that our leaders ignore our health care, our elderly, our young, our helpless, and our veterans because they are too busy performing political fellatio on big businesses like BIG PHARMA, BIG OIL, BIG AGRA, BIG MEDICAL, and, of course, BIG DEFENSE.

Americans seemed to be happy, for a while, to let all this happen.

Sady, if a Democrat is elected to the White House next year there will probably be little change. The leading candidates are, like The Creep and the Veep, wholly owned subsidiaries of corporate America. Until there is a great groundswell of dissatisfaction, a few Democrats, even if they wanted to, would not be able to fix the shattered Humpty Dumpty that America has become.

If change is to be made, it will be up to us.

I recall hearing Arundhati Roy, the Indian activist and the author of "The God of Small Things" say once that the only way to bring about change is to "make the Empire bleed". No great change has ever been brought about by just asking. The English did not wake one day and decide to give India freedom from colonial rule. All social upheaval--ending slavery, giving women the vote, the labor movement, the civil rights movement, or ending the Vietnam war--all required one ingredient: courageous struggle. It will be the same to change the police state that we have become. It will not come soon, but, with home it will come.

Here are some words of Arundhati Roy from a talk she gave on January 28, 2003 in Brazil

What can we do?

We can hone our memory, we can learn from our history. We can continue to build public opinion until it becomes a deafening roar.

We can turn the war on Iraq into a fishbowl of the U.S. government's excesses.

We can expose George Bush and Tony Blair - and their allies - for the cowardly baby killers, water poisoners, and pusillanimous long-distance bombers that they are.

We can re-invent civil disobedience in a million different ways. In other words, we can come up with a million ways of becoming a collective pain in the ass.

When George Bush says "you're either with us, or you are with the terrorists" we can say "No thank you." We can let him know that the people of the world do not need to choose between a Malevolent Mickey Mouse and the Mad Mullahs.

Our strategy should be not only to confront empire, but to lay siege to it. To deprive it of oxygen. To shame it. To mock it. With our art, our music, our literature, our stubbornness, our joy, our brilliance, our sheer relentlessness - and our ability to tell our own stories. Stories that are different from the ones we're being brainwashed to believe.

The corporate revolution will collapse if we refuse to buy what they are selling - their ideas, their version of history, their wars, their weapons, their notion of inevitability.

Remember this: We be many and they be few. They need us more than we need them.

Another world is not only possible, she is on her way. On a quiet day, I can hear her breathing.





Mamie on 07.13.07 @ 09:23 AM PST [link] [1 Comment]